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The one on his nose was hilarious!

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Person is a total geek..lets see...Violin bows multiple so plays a lot...chess board...Golfer...a rubik's cube solved...a Polo mallet and ridding boots...not to mention that they are Blink 182 fans...and fitness buffs...I'm betting a fit ivy league student or grad with a physics degree or engineering degree of sorts...just a guess though...

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Plain and simple, these guys are just drunks.

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I'll say...geez...that's a lot of drinking

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All I can say is....

Who, other than someone with WAY too much time on their hands, thinks about naked squirrels? LMAO

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WOOHOO!!!

A million dollar machine to sharpen a pencil....lmao

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A million dollar machine to sharpen a pencil....lmao



my last pencil sharpener cost me $ 1.25 + tax :smt012
I harldy use it- but hey- it's black and yellow- thems Hawkeye colors.

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Revealed: The secrets of belly button fluff
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Last Updated: 3:03PM GMT 01 Mar 2009

After three years of research, Georg Steinhauser, a chemist, has discovered a type of body hair that traps stray pieces of lint and draws them into the navel.

Dr Steinhauser made his discovery after studying 503 pieces of fluff from his own belly button.

Chemical analysis revealed the pieces of fluff were not made up of only cotton from clothing. Wrapped up in the lint were also flecks of dead skin, fat, sweat and dust.

Dr Steinhauser's observations showed that 'small pieces of fluff first form in the hair and then end up in the navel at the end of the day'.

Writing in the journal Medical Hypotheses, he said the scaly structure of the hair enhances the 'abrasion of minuscule fibres from the shirt' and directs the lint towards the belly button.

"The hair's scales act like a kind of barbed hooks," he said. "Abdominal hair often seems to grow in concentric circles around the navel."

The researcher, from Vienna University of Technology also asked friends, family and workmates about their own belly button fluff.

Dr Steinhauser established that shaving one's belly will result in a fluff-free navel - but only until the hairs grow back.

Other suggestions for keeping the navel fluff-free include wearing old clothes, as they tend to shed less lint than newer garments, which can lose up to one thousandth of their weight to the belly button over the course of a year.

A body piercing can also be used, with belly button rings particularly effective at sweeping away fibres before they lodge.

Dr Steinhauser, whose other projects have included monitoring the erosion of his wedding ring, said: "The question of the nature of navel fluff seems to concern more people than one would think at first glance.

"We hope we have been able to provide information for doctors when they are next confronted with the simple question of 'why some belly buttons collect so much lint and others do not'."

An earlier, Australian study of samples from 5,000 people concluded the typical carrier of navel fluff to be 'a slightly overweight middle-aged male with a hairy abdomen'.

Researcher Karl Kruszelnicki said: "The reason it is usually blue is that we mostly wear blue or grey trousers, often jeans, and when these rub against the body, the fibres often end up finding their way to the navel."

Not all belly button fluff is blue however. In the curious case of Australian hospital worker Graham Barker much of his fluff is red, even though he rarely wears the colour.

Mr Barker has been collecting his own navel fluff in jars every day since 1984. The achievement has won him a place in the Guinness Book of Records for the world's largest collection of navel lint.

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now that's just plain gross rofl

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But it explains alot. LMAO

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Bacon and cheese stuffed pizza burger

Mmmm, Mmmm, Good.

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so that's where the beef disappeared to. LOL

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Instant heart attack! :smt078

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Oooooo....I am TOTALLY gonna try that...lmao

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Now that is too F'n funny...ROTFLMFAO

I can just see how that came to be over a pint of Guiness..."hey what what would happen if wrapped LED's around the sheep?"

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Now I know why we have a food shortage. The farmers are too busy doing stunts like this...

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I nominate Adam Savage.
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6 weeks to sculpt his own dodo skeleton. Little obsession, little nuts, way to much time on his hands!!!

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Here's an embedable one on youtube...good find DWS...I like watching him and since he's a local in my area it's all the better.

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Men set record with 217,000 text messages

MARIETTA, Pa., April 22 (UPI) -- A pair of Pennsylvania men said they broke a world record by exchanging more than 217,000 text messages in a single month.

Nick Andes, 29, of Marietta, Pa., and Doug Klinger, 30, of Berks County, said they texted each other nonstop from March 7 to April 6 to break the record of 182,000 text messages sent and received by India's Deepak Sharma in 2005, The (Lancaster, Pa.) Intelligencer-Journal reported Wednesday.

"Right now, I'm pretty much done with texting," Andes said Tuesday.

He said the record-setting feat nearly saddled him with a $26,000 bill from T-Mobile, despite his unlimited texting plan. He said the bill was waived but a spokeswoman for the company asked him to refrain from record attempts in the future.

"She told me it was a violation of their misuse and abuse policy," Andes said. "She wanted to know my intentions and to assure her this was a one-time thing ... They weren't as enthusiastic about this as everybody else seems to be."

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