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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:22 pm 
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Every time you reload the page, you’ll get a different randomly-generated recipe. This goes a long way toward proving that machines can’t cook.

http://jamesoff.net/site/fun/random-recipe-generator/


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Pinches Of Salt With Lemons Crust
Serves 1

You will need:
1. 3 lemons
2. 150ml greek yogurt
3. 2 pinches of salt

Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 210 C
2. sift the greek yogurt
3. throw the lemons away
4. discard the pinches of salt
5. bake for 60 minutes and serve hot

Yum.

Hey, that just leaves me with sifted, baked yogurt...hmmm, I'll try again...
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Cream Mille Feuille
Serves 1

You will need:
1. 50ml cream
2. 50g toffee
3. 1 lemons
4. 2 carrots
5. 80g raisins

Instructions:
1. eat the toffee
2. whisk the lemons
3. slice the carrots
4. toast the raisins
5. defrost the cream
6. order out

Yum.


Ah, the best recipe, ordering out. :smt023

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that is too funny :smt005

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Water Creme Brulee
Serves 5
You will need:

* 10ml tabasco sauce
* 1 mangoes
* 20ml water
* 5 courgettes

Instructions:

1. pre-heat the oven to 190 C
2. put the mangoes in the saucepan
3. put the mangoes in the fridge for 2 minutes
4. fry the tabasco sauce
5. add the mangoes
6. spoon the tabasco sauce onto a warmed plate
7. flambe the tabasco sauce
8. heat the tabasco sauce in the saucepan
9. fold in the tabasco sauce
10. toast the water
11. heat the water
12. whisk the mangoes
13. fry the courgettes until browned
14. bake for 90 minutes and serve hot

I stopped laughing long enough to realize this recipe is trying to kill me!

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Zingy Cheese And Tomato Ketchup Soup
Serves 4
You will need:

* 30ml tomato ketchup
* 50g cheese

Instructions:

1. microwave the cheese
2. blend with the cheese
3. toast the tomato ketchup
4. throw it all away

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Umm...ya...and where's the salsa part?


Prawns Salsa
Serves 5

You will need:
4 prawns
1 sheets of ricepaper

Instructions:
microwave the prawns
flip the prawns
grill the sheets of ricepaper
order out


Or maybe this one...

Pickle And White Wine Vinegar Pudding
Serves 5

You will need:
130ml white wine vinegar
20g pickle

Instructions:
pre-heat the oven to 210 C
put the pickle in the saucepan
sift the white wine vinegar
bake for 90 minutes and serve hot

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