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Well, I took the test BUT I'm not signing up for spam.

But alas I had a nearly 90% chance of dying a horrible death with our kitty, Mittens.

Fortunately for me anyway she died last month when I was in the hospital. So it is a mixed blessing. I never cared much for cats, but I must say I miss her.

She hated me most of her life, but in her last few months she would approach me to get petted, & much to my surprise I enjoyed it.

I don't know why she started coming to me for affection, but I think she was getting senile. That's the only thing I think I know of.

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LOL Well I have 1 cat running 100% (Sugar Baby)
cat 2 is 30% (E.T.) and third ones still young so she hasnt been corrupted by the other 2 yet and yielded a 10% (Marble).

Rick

76% Nieca

70% Athena

74% Sunshine

I think I'm in trouble LOL

OMG! Guess she wasn't being loving. Fortunately she's in a place where no harm can be done. Possibly she thought the job was already done when I was taken to the hospital.

if you have multiple cats add the percentages together and divide by the number of cats to get the percentage of a possible conspiracy plot...


There is a 73.3> % that all 3 of my cats are plotting together against me lol

I guess I don't have to worry. I don't have a cat. :)

Come home late from the bar one night when Lin has a particularly well thought up dinner planned & you'll change your mind about that.

Easy solution to that. Lin wouldn't let me go to a bar. And this thread was about cats killing their 'owners' or slaves. Not wives killing husbands. Unless of course you are implying Lin is a cat...

Ummm....it's not spam, Dune.

I was quite surprised because I am actually a member of that site...lmao

Bah!!1 Mine said that there is a 87% chance that Mongo is plotting to kill me.

Not all that surprising actually....lol

I think she'll take the dog first though.

Well, when the dog disappears, that is your last warning...

I'm just trying to figure out how she'd hide the body. He's kinda big....lmao

Well, I'm just a tad jumpy if they ask for an email addy, male or female, likes & dislikes. Mind you I already have quite a bit of spam, so naturally I'm a tad jumpy.

Totally understandable.

I was just saying that I can actually vouch for that particular site..lol

who know what cats can do on a night with a full moon

That's the just the probability that it will happen today...the likely hood that it's gonna happen to you is all three added together... or 220% I'd say you're screwed.

Where there is a whisker ther is a way

Ya they've got a great selection of needy Russian women who live near you...or are visiting soon...

Ya think ? ROFLMAO.... Of course I do have the proven anti-cat weapon.... Ye olde can of compressed air.

I thought you were gonna say a bucket of pancake batter

I can whip that out too.

But does the batter actually make any good pancakes?

Or is it just a weapon?

hmmm ya know- I never did get to recapture that- so I still couldn't say to this day... And that dream- it seems like it was a long time ago.
Of course- that's a topic for a seperate thread.

LMAO!!!! Don't forget that they are going to be involved in a " worker exchange ". lmao

Seriously though. I am a member at that site and they don't have nearly the amount of spammers that some others have. I have only run into two of them

Kinda surprising since it's a totally free site.

What KM isn't telling you is the reason he has only run into two spammers is because he has been collecting the souls of the others. These two slipped past him. But I think he is going to fix that mistake...

Very shortly. They have absolutely NO idea who they were messing with.

{ sing-song speak } And we're not gonna tell them

I saw this, & thought I'd share.

I don't think so, what do you think? His name is Bear.

Nah, not Bear. :)

what a cutie... give him 6 months

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Cats are known for many things. The dexterity to always land on their feet and the cleanliness of their fur coats. The ability to knock over a lamp or slam into a screen door and casually continue along as if nothing happened. The nerve to shred your furniture with their claws and somehow look cute doing it. The thoughtfulness of bringing home their latest bird catch and dropping it off at the backdoor as a "present" for you.

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