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Well, I took the test BUT I'm not signing up for spam.

But alas I had a nearly 90% chance of dying a horrible death with our kitty, Mittens.

Fortunately for me anyway she died last month when I was in the hospital. So it is a mixed blessing. I never cared much for cats, but I must say I miss her. :smt089

She hated me most of her life, but in her last few months she would approach me to get petted, & much to my surprise I enjoyed it.

I don't know why she started coming to me for affection, but I think she was getting senile. That's the only thing I think I know of. :smt001


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LOL Well I have 1 cat running 100% (Sugar Baby)
cat 2 is 30% (E.T.) and third ones still young so she hasnt been corrupted by the other 2 yet and yielded a 10% (Marble).

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OMG! Guess she wasn't being loving. Fortunately she's in a place where no harm can be done. Possibly she thought the job was already done when I was taken to the hospital. :smt011

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if you have multiple cats add the percentages together and divide by the number of cats to get the percentage of a possible conspiracy plot...


There is a 73.3> % that all 3 of my cats are plotting together against me lol

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I guess I don't have to worry. I don't have a cat. :)

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I guess I don't have to worry. I don't have a cat. :)

Come home late from the bar one night when Lin has a particularly well thought up dinner planned & you'll change your mind about that. :smt005


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I guess I don't have to worry. I don't have a cat. :)

Come home late from the bar one night when Lin has a particularly well thought up dinner planned & you'll change your mind about that. :smt005


Easy solution to that. Lin wouldn't let me go to a bar. And this thread was about cats killing their 'owners' or slaves. Not wives killing husbands. Unless of course you are implying Lin is a cat... :smt001

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Well, I took the test BUT I'm not signing up for spam.

But alas I had a nearly 90% chance of dying a horrible death with our kitty, Mittens.

Fortunately for me anyway she died last month when I was in the hospital. So it is a mixed blessing. I never cared much for cats, but I must say I miss her. :smt089

She hated me most of her life, but in her last few months she would approach me to get petted, & much to my surprise I enjoyed it.

I don't know why she started coming to me for affection, but I think she was getting senile. That's the only thing I think I know of. :smt001


Ummm....it's not spam, Dune.

I was quite surprised because I am actually a member of that site...lmao

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Bah!!1 Mine said that there is a 87% chance that Mongo is plotting to kill me.

Not all that surprising actually....lol

I think she'll take the dog first though.

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Bah!!1 Mine said that there is a 87% chance that Mongo is plotting to kill me.

Not all that surprising actually....lol

I think she'll take the dog first though.


Well, when the dog disappears, that is your last warning... :smt001

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Bah!!1 Mine said that there is a 87% chance that Mongo is plotting to kill me.

Not all that surprising actually....lol

I think she'll take the dog first though.


Well, when the dog disappears, that is your last warning... :smt001


I'm just trying to figure out how she'd hide the body. He's kinda big....lmao

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Ummm....it's not spam, Dune.

I was quite surprised because I am actually a member of that site...lmao

Well, I'm just a tad jumpy if they ask for an email addy, male or female, likes & dislikes. Mind you I already have quite a bit of spam, so naturally I'm a tad jumpy. :smt001


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Ummm....it's not spam, Dune.

I was quite surprised because I am actually a member of that site...lmao

Well, I'm just a tad jumpy if they ask for an email addy, male or female, likes & dislikes. Mind you I already have quite a bit of spam, so naturally I'm a tad jumpy. :smt001


Totally understandable.

I was just saying that I can actually vouch for that particular site..lol :smt023

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if you have multiple cats add the percentages together and divide by the number of cats to get the percentage of a possible conspiracy plot...


There is a 73.3> % that all 3 of my cats are plotting together against me lol


That's the just the probability that it will happen today...the likely hood that it's gonna happen to you is all three added together... or 220% I'd say you're screwed. :smt005

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Bah!!1 Mine said that there is a 87% chance that Mongo is plotting to kill me.

Not all that surprising actually....lol

I think she'll take the dog first though.


Well, when the dog disappears, that is your last warning... :smt001


I'm just trying to figure out how she'd hide the body. He's kinda big....lmao


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Ummm....it's not spam, Dune.

I was quite surprised because I am actually a member of that site...lmao

Well, I'm just a tad jumpy if they ask for an email addy, male or female, likes & dislikes. Mind you I already have quite a bit of spam, so naturally I'm a tad jumpy. :smt001


Totally understandable.

I was just saying that I can actually vouch for that particular site..lol :smt023


Ya they've got a great selection of needy Russian women who live near you...or are visiting soon... :smt002

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Dark Angel wrote:
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if you have multiple cats add the percentages together and divide by the number of cats to get the percentage of a possible conspiracy plot...


There is a 73.3> % that all 3 of my cats are plotting together against me lol


That's the just the probability that it will happen today...the likely hood that it's gonna happen to you is all three added together... or 220% I'd say you're screwed. :smt005



Ya think ? ROFLMAO.... Of course I do have the proven anti-cat weapon.... Ye olde can of compressed air.

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MzSnowleopard wrote:
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if you have multiple cats add the percentages together and divide by the number of cats to get the percentage of a possible conspiracy plot...


There is a 73.3> % that all 3 of my cats are plotting together against me lol


That's the just the probability that it will happen today...the likely hood that it's gonna happen to you is all three added together... or 220% I'd say you're screwed. :smt005



Ya think ? ROFLMAO.... Of course I do have the proven anti-cat weapon.... Ye olde can of compressed air.


I thought you were gonna say a bucket of pancake batter

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I can whip that out too.

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But does the batter actually make any good pancakes?

Or is it just a weapon?

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hmmm ya know- I never did get to recapture that- so I still couldn't say to this day... And that dream- it seems like it was a long time ago.
Of course- that's a topic for a seperate thread.

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Ummm....it's not spam, Dune.

I was quite surprised because I am actually a member of that site...lmao

Well, I'm just a tad jumpy if they ask for an email addy, male or female, likes & dislikes. Mind you I already have quite a bit of spam, so naturally I'm a tad jumpy. :smt001


Totally understandable.

I was just saying that I can actually vouch for that particular site..lol :smt023


Ya they've got a great selection of needy Russian women who live near you...or are visiting soon... :smt002


LMAO!!!! Don't forget that they are going to be involved in a " worker exchange ". lmao

Seriously though. I am a member at that site and they don't have nearly the amount of spammers that some others have. I have only run into two of them

Kinda surprising since it's a totally free site.

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Knightmare wrote:
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Ummm....it's not spam, Dune.

I was quite surprised because I am actually a member of that site...lmao

Well, I'm just a tad jumpy if they ask for an email addy, male or female, likes & dislikes. Mind you I already have quite a bit of spam, so naturally I'm a tad jumpy. :smt001


Totally understandable.

I was just saying that I can actually vouch for that particular site..lol :smt023


Ya they've got a great selection of needy Russian women who live near you...or are visiting soon... :smt002


LMAO!!!! Don't forget that they are going to be involved in a " worker exchange ". lmao

Seriously though. I am a member at that site and they don't have nearly the amount of spammers that some others have. I have only run into two of them

Kinda surprising since it's a totally free site.


What KM isn't telling you is the reason he has only run into two spammers is because he has been collecting the souls of the others. These two slipped past him. But I think he is going to fix that mistake... :smt001

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I don't think so, what do you think? His name is Bear.

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I don't think so, what do you think? His name is Bear.


Nah, not Bear. :)

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what a cutie... give him 6 months

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